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Procaffeinate Definition Coaster

Procaffeinate Definition Coaster

Regular price $9.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $9.00 USD
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Procaffeinate (v.): The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee.

If this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full "definition," it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines.

Available in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug.

Details:
  • Quantity: 1 coaster
  • Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
  • Size: approximately 4 inches across
  • Finish: food-safe oil and wax
  • Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio. Ships with a plantable seed paper hang tag. Every order plants 2 trees, recovers 6 ocean-bound plastic bottles, and protects 20 bees through Greenspark.

A perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.

Custom Personalization

This is a made-to-order item. Include your personalization details in the order notes at checkout — name, date, unit, or any text to be engraved or printed. Need something specific? Message us before ordering.

Production & Shipping

All items are made to order in our Colorado Springs studio. Production time is 3–5 business days. Standard shipping via USPS or UPS. Local Colorado Springs pickup and delivery available.

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