Varnish & Ridge
Beam me up Coaster
Beam me up Coaster
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This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.
From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.
Details:
- Quantity: 1 coaster
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and beeswax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio. Ships with a plantable seed paper hang tag. Every order plants 2 trees, recovers 6 ocean-bound plastic bottles, and protects 20 bees through Greenspark.
- Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers
Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.
Custom Personalization
Custom Personalization
This is a made-to-order item. Include your personalization details in the order notes at checkout — name, date, unit, or any text to be engraved or printed. Need something specific? Message us before ordering.
Production & Shipping
Production & Shipping
All items are made to order in our Colorado Springs studio. Production time is 3–5 business days. Standard shipping via USPS or UPS. Local Colorado Springs pickup and delivery available.
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