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Admit Nothing Ticket Patch

Admit Nothing Ticket Patch

Regular price $7.99 USD
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Upgrade your gear with a dose of the divine weirdness. The Admit Nothing Ticket Patch is the ultimate tribute to keeping your secrets safe and your attitude sharp. Styled like a vintage carnival ticket, this funny embroidered patch lets the world know that you're not talking—no matter what. Whether you’re pinning it to a denim vest, iron-on-ing it to a backpack, or adding it to your favorite hat, this bold, eye-catching accessory ensures your style is as mysterious as your weekend plans.

Key Features & Benefits:

  • Bold Statement Style: Features high-contrast red-on-white text that commands attention on any denim, canvas, or leather surface.

  • Durable & Detailed: Crafted with premium embroidery and a thick border, this patch is built to survive your daily adventures and countless trips to the underground.

  • Easy DIY Customization: Comes with a secure iron-on backing, allowing you to personalize your favorite jacket in seconds with a standard household iron.

  • The Perfect Alternative Gift: This unique patch is the ideal small gift for the hard-to-shop-for person in your life who appreciates a heavy dose of irony.

Specifications:

  • Product Type: Embroidered Iron-On Patch

  • Dimensions: 1.5" x 2.75"

  • Design: Vintage Ticket Silhouette

  • Application: Suitable for jackets, bags, hats, and plausible deniability.

Custom Personalization

This is a made-to-order item. Include your personalization details in the order notes at checkout — name, date, unit, or any text to be engraved or printed. Need something specific? Message us before ordering.

Production & Shipping

All items are made to order in our Colorado Springs studio. Production time is 3–5 business days. Standard shipping via USPS or UPS. Local Colorado Springs pickup and delivery available.

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