{"product_id":"procaffeinate-definition-coaster","title":"Procaffeinate Definition Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProcaffeinate\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(v.)\u003c\/em\u003e: The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full \"definition,\" it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eQuantity: 1 coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: approximately 4 inches across\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFinish: food-safe oil and wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHandmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PRW Made","offers":[{"title":"Maple","offer_id":41179968241736,"sku":"CST-005-MAP","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Walnut","offer_id":41179968274504,"sku":"CST-005-WAL","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/0039\/5592\/files\/Maple_Wood_Coaster_engraved_procaffeinate_definition.jpg?v=1782616043","url":"https:\/\/varnishridge.com\/products\/procaffeinate-definition-coaster","provider":"Varnish \u0026 Ridge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}